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Seattle Mariners Game Threads

Mariners Game #160: Game Thread IV

WOOOO, WHEEEE, and of course, GOMS.

Mariners Game #160: Game Thread II

The game is tied but the offense hasn’t arrived for either side. VIVA LA FRANCE!!

Mariners Game #159: Game Thread II

Mariners offense please don’t be strangers, put bat to ball and take down the Rangers!

Mariners Game #158: Game Thread III

The Mariners answered back the damage, but more work needs to be done as they are down by a run still, with plenty of game to go.

Mariners Game #157: Game Thread Tres

The only thing more chaos than chaos itself, is chaos twice over.

Mariners Game #157: Game Thread Dos

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Mariners Game #156: Game Thread Jr.

One turd of the game down, two thirds of it to go.

Mariners Game #155: Game Thread the Fourth

The Mariners have made it interesting, but can they make it blissening?

Mariners Game #155: Game Thread III

It has been a wild first two-thirds of today’s game between the Mariners and Rangers, and that doesn’t look to change for the last third.

Mariners Game #155: Even More Game Thread

The Mariners brought their Scooty Puff Jr. offense when Scooty Puff Sr. is clearly the superior model.

Mariners Game #153: Game Thread III

The Mariners are down middle... but are they out? (Maybe.) Only time will tell.

Mariners Game #153: Game Thread II

The Mariners are down early... but are they out? Only time will tell.

Game #148 Game Thread III

quick quick quick

Game $148 Game Thread II

no score, lots of lore

Mariners Game #141: Game Thread III

In an all too familiar turn of events, the Rays have taken the lead.

Mariners Game #141: Game Thread II

Trent Thornton > Aaron Civale, check the scoreboard, I don’t make the rules.

Mariners Game #138: Game Thread III

Mariners Game #138: Game Thread II

Connor Phillips was having a good night on the mound, but that is now Juliover.

Game #136: Game Thread II

Time for the Mariners to score please

Mariners Game #135 Preview: 09/02/2023, SEA at NYM

Last night’s Mets win came courtesy of the ghost of Casey Stengel.

Mariners Game #133, More Game Thread

The thread where the Mariners score runs, please

Mariners Game #132: Game Thread II

Mariners are down, some are out, but the game still has plenty of time for clout.

Game #131: Game Thread the Second

Mariners Game #129: Game Thread II

Are Grand Slams and eight run leads good? Because this feels good.

Mariners Game #127: Extra Innings Game Thread

Hey, extra innings are fun, right? Who doesn’t like free runners!

Mariners Game #127: Game Thread II

The Mariners win streak is on the line and the offense is yet to send any home.

The Seattle Mariners rally together and sweep the Houston Astros with a 7-6 win, because that is their baseball way

Every starting position player reached base in a tough matchup that may be a preview for which team has more of the postseason fight in them.

Mariners Game #112: Game Thread II

Bryce Miller selfishly doesn’t let his teammates help get outs, first eight outs are strikeouts.

Game #107: Game Thread Three

Game #107: Game Thread Two

Game #106: Grandchild of Game Thread

Game #106: Child of Game Thread