Seattle Mariners Game Recaps
Anaheim’s stars act like babies, manager acts like thug
fishy business down in Anaheim
The Seattle Mariners super smash the Oakland Athletics in their own living room, shut them out 9-0 behind dominant Kirby
The M’s win their second blowout in a row against the hapless Athletics, secure series win, and look like pro gamers doing so
Offense wakes up, Marco is excellent again, Mariners cruise to 8-2 win
This game sucked, but a lot of these songs do not
Robbie Ray takes a no-hitter into the 7th, Mariners crush the Ohtani-less Angels 8-1
Nine better things to do than watch nine innings of the Mariners play (and lose to) the Twins on YouTube
Seriously, find just about anything else to do, and you’re likely to have more fun
Logan Gilbert continues to solidify his ace status, Mariners remember how to home run
After a boring, bad game yesterday the Mariners followed that up with a boring, bad game today
Robbie Ray plays in disguise, Red Sox forget how to hit him, Mariners forget how to hit anything, lose
Somehow this one kind of feels like a tie?
After losing seven straight to Boston, the Mariners decide enough is enough and say no, Moore
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Tonight we learned who knows what sage smells like and who doesn’t season their food well
never pray to the gods that answer after dark
A little girl spilled her ice cream on a J.P. foul ball, but that metaphor is too easy, and, frankly, she’s been through enough
this had all the makings of a boring loss until it didn’t!
A win is a win, after all
The book is titled "How to Lose, and Lose Bad"
Marco brings cookies for the team, Astros steal them before the Mariners offense can have any
How a Parking Lot Fender-Bender Helped Me Learn to Love the 2022 Mariners
Get wins or die trying.
Seattle offense still struggles to climb, trying to find way back home to winning waters, bullpen continues to block path
Now we got problems, and I don’t think we can solve ‘em
Heading back south of the border with a win