Torii Hunter ruining umpire Greg Gibson's birthday,

The writer, one Jonah Keri, tallies 27 "perfect" things about Wednesday's Afternoon of Awesomeness. Included are shoutouts to Dave Cameron, FIP, Rob Neyer, park factors, and yes, LL itself.

Next Tuesday only, they say they're expanding the King's Court to the Supreme Court. T-shirt and K card to the first 34,000 fans in attendance. Mariners, Indians, 7:10pm. I don't know if they're going to get 34,000 fans, and I don't know if they're going to get close to 34,000 fans, but this promises to be one hell of an experience either way so you should probably think about going.

He knows how much you've been through and wishes more of you could have seen what he saw.

It highlights Hernandez and Jaso's gameplan and how it evolved as the game wore on. Pretty good stuff.

Mariners celebrate in the clubhouse. I think the best part about this is we get to see Mune in his underpants.

killing me

Photo Of Interest, #2 of 2

Photo Of Interest, #1 of 2

The guy that everyone thought was our target on the international market, who has been eligible for two weeks, is now under contract. Hardly anyone has seen him, but he had stretches where he hit 94 mph on his fastball, as a 15-year-old. Wheeee!