Mariners Satire from The Onion. Solidly humorous.


A funny piece about how the Ms should inherit the 2017 and 2018 titles.

Mens Softball World Cup going on right now.


10 days started yesterday. It is in Europe so propably a bit inconvinient times for you guys, but every game gets broadcasted live.

2018 SoftbaLL


Here are the pictures from the game today. I apologize if I didn't get a shot of you or your awesome defensive gem, but there were distractions, laughter and a full memory card to contend with... Please feel free to add your own photos, and tag or identify who's who!

The Mariners Feed Vegans Eggs On "Vegan Night"


The Mariners still haven't came out with a response to this video from a few weeks ago. If the Mariners didn't in fact serve vegans eggs, all they would have had to do is come out and say so. Everyday that passes with no response seems to incriminate the Mariners more and more.

Maybe we could do this at Safeco?


He must be used to this type of thing by now, but I just want some agency in helping the team win, dang it.

M's sign Taiwanese left hander


Leftover Ohtani money hopefully getting put to good use

LL Burner Accounts!


Take a buzzfeed quiz to find out which Mariner is using your LL account as a burner.