Mariners eat Angels’ boneless wings, sauce ‘em 9-7
this is probably the worst headline i’ve written please don’t fire me kate
58-52: Chart
Like a Disneyland roller coaster
Mariners create pocket dimension, marvel at inner structures of universe, spacetime, lose 5-4
This game was a real Standard Model for this year (this joke is for no one, I think)
Mariners don’t forget to not lose, beat White Sox 3-2
baseball is, turns out, good
Mariners try to get out of work quick on a Friday, fail, lose 6-2
they just like me fr fr
21-23: Chart
okay, i didn’t like that
Seattle Mariners 2023 Top Prospects List: 5-1
Top of the top.
Seattle Mariners 2023 Top Prospects List: 10-6
We’re getting hotter, and so are the fastballs.
Seattle Mariners 2023 Top Prospects List: 20-11
Oodles of upside, and several big-league adjacent standouts.
Seattle Mariners 2023 Top Prospects List: 30-21
Longshots, bullpen arms, and top picks forging a new path.