Jacob Parr
Contributor
Mariners 2-0 loss to the Texas Rangers as Billy Joel songs
let the piano man drown out the sorrow
84-70: Chart
stars were too bright
About Last Night: An Evening of Dogs and Generosity
In which the Mariners and their fans share the love.
Mariners melt in Florida sun, lose 6-3
the sunshine state proved too much for the boys from the grey city
Mariners Game #142 Preview, 9/10/2023: SEA at TB
Time zone shmime zone.
Mariners overpowered by Machine Mets, lose 6-3
crunching the numbers and yep. mariners lost.
77-59: Chart
you do not, in fact, have to love da mets, baby
Game #136: Game Thread II
Time for the Mariners to score please
Mariners Game #136 Preview: 9/3/2023, SEA at NYM
Hope you’ve got your coffee ready!
Mariners attempt blood rite, sail ghost ship directly into reef, lose 3-1
It’s hard to be on the high seas