Reds 6, Mariners 3
(Sorry, I made this prior to the ninth inning and I’m not remaking it. Imagine that little red dot veers up and then back down).
Hemmerling for Mitchell?: Mike Ford, .043 WPA
You stink, Knox!: Bryan Woo, -.238 WPA
Game thread comment of the day:
Because even in a lousy day in Mariners fandom, we can always remember It Could Be Worse: