Mariners 6, Red Sox 2
An icy-cool insulated water bottle on a warm day: Cal Raleigh, .341 WPA
Whatever “Dirty Water” is: Isaiah Campbell, for making us all sweat in that ninth inning.
Game thread comment of the day:
As much as I enjoyed this thread punning on some of my favorite bands, I gotta give it to the notion of Cal Raleigh somehow killing the Blue Jays from 3,000 miles away: