Mariners 9, Twins 7
Enjoying the crystalline waters of the Italian Riviera: Julio Rodríguez, .328 WPA
A kiddie pool pecked apart by crows: George Kirby, -.307 WPA
Game thread comment of the day, 1st half of the game:
I don’t know, walking barefoot over hot gravel looks pretty appealing compared to watching this team.
Game thread comment of the day, second half of the game: