Tickets to tomorrow's game?

Anybody want a couple of tickets to see the m's take on the blue Jays? My wife got hit by the covid, so we're out of commission, and most of my people were going already.

Only thing to note, the two tickets I have are not together. I have a back injury and can't sit down, so we usually just stand out by the bullpens and heckle the shit out of the opponent (in good form, of course!). The seats are where we could grab them.

So you can ask for one ticket, or both, but the two I have aren't together.

Also, only Mariners fans, there are enough Jays fans there this weekend. If you were willing to have a "Stanton-Sell the team!" placard, that would be fair recompense in my book!