Marlins 4, Mariners 1
Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street: Andrés Muñoz, .050 WPA
Sean Barber, MLB “umpire”: WPA says this is Eugenio at -.118 WPA but you know who it actually is? It’s actually Sean Barber, who has been bad at his job for literally a decade.
Game thread comments of the day:
When the game is crummy but the comments are solid, we opt for several:
The accuracy, it hurts:
I can’t let a Chaucer/Billy Shakes reference go by and not stop to applaud:
Mentally I checked out of the game around the sixth and just spent time imagining this scenario instead: