Pirates 11 Mariners 6
Connecting with the city by exploring a local park: Julio Rodríguez, .185 WPA
Connecting with the city by doing a faceplant on First Avenue: George Kirby, -.490 WPA
Game thread comment of the day:
Techinically goes to andrewdaisuke but credit mod Jacob on the assist:
I say this as the person writing the recap: skip reading any more about this game and go watch Homer at the Bat instead.