10-12: Chart

Mariners 3, Cardinals 7

Making your parents breakfast in bed: Ty France, .159 WPA

Leaving a mess in the kitchen for them to clean up: Chris Flexen, -.526 WPA

Exit velocities on Kolten Wong’s three hits: 69, 86.8, and 66.4 mph

Number of quality starts thrown by Cardinals starters not named Jordan Montgomery: 1 (today)

Person I most hope steps on some Legos left out by a child told three times to clean them up: HP umpire Dan Iassogna, followed in short order by the hordes of Cardinals fans who took over the ballpark this series. Smell ya later, birdbrains.

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