Mariners 9, Angels 1
The Marlins home run sculpture (fabulous, fun, carnival-adjacent): Logan Gilbert/Walter, .252 WPA; Carlos Santana, .218 WPA
The pile of rocks at Angel Stadium (hideous, dull, catbox-adjacent): Mitch Haniger, -.060 WPA
Game thread comment of the day:
OTD in Ichiro, 2012: A 38-year-old Ichiro goes a combined 7-for-8 for the Yankees in their doubleheader against Toronto; in the evening game, he also steals 4 bases for the third and final time in his career. You can read a complete recounting of Ichiro’s big day at the proto-SBN Yankees site here.