In Lookout Landing Land...

• Stay true. Stay blue.

• I’d argue that a Carlos Santana teddy bear would be a perfect prize to win at your local carnival (add a horned helm for fellow Viking Fest-ers out there)

• In case it wasn’t abundantly clear, Julio is a national treasure.

In Mariners Land...

• Well, well, well. Look who secured their very own Manscaped partnership!

• For those that missed it, Jesse has been very into playing up teammate Dylan Moore’s recent partnership with the aforementioned company, seen in this post from July 8th.

• We knew we’d be paying a pretty penny for any talent we acquired at the trade deadline, namely a very pretty penny named Noelvi Marte. These Instagram stories he was tagged in and shared shows how beloved he was in the organization. (Good luck in Cincy, Noelvi!)

• Speaking of having to pay a pretty penny to get an equally-but-more-readily-available penny, I will tap tap tap on this sign (but also say Dammmmm, too)

In Baseball Land...

• You can almost see the exact moment National’s top pick Elijah Green died and went to heaven when he’s approached by Juan Soto.

• MLB Network had Kansas City Royal’s RHP Jose Cuas demonstrate his artistic prowess on their show this week. Someone get this guy a full-ride to RISD.

• Look at that HUSTLE from new Met and former Mariner love, Daniel Vogelbach. Someone drank their C4 this morning.

• Joey Votto isn’t a Mariner, but he gives off BIG Mariner vibes.

In Shay Land...

• I didn’t find this TikTok from June until this week but dear g-d I know what I’m doing for my bachelorette party. Once I’m engaged. After I find a girlfriend.