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FanPost Friday: Opening Day prop bet polls!

Gambling can be hazardous, but these polls are 100% safe and free!

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NEW YORK, NY - CIRCA 1953: Monte Irvin, facing the camera, is playing cards with teammates in the clubhouse of the Polo Grounds in New York City in 1953.
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Hello and welcome back to FanPost Friday, OPENING DAY EDITION. If you’re reading this, you’ve made it through another winter and Mariners baseball is hours away from being fully back in our lives. If nothing else goes well for you today, at least there is that. Cheers, friends.

But first, let’s look back on last week’s poll results.

I mean, duh. Of course Julio should have ran away with this poll, as he was days away from being awarded a spot on the Opening Day roster. But, look at that 13% from Adam Frazier aka Ty France who can also run! I know I was very impressed by him in ST and I’m glad to see LL agrees.

This is a fun one and it shows how dang smart y’all are. Yes, of course, we expect big things from Julio in 2022. But, he’s a rookie and will likely have his rookie struggles. Totally okay. But Jarred? No longer a rookie and he is looking to destroy every baseball he sees like they all personally insulted his mother. Show us what you got, Jarred!

A no-brainer, as well, and let’s all knock on every piece of wood nearby to make sure this happens.

Los Angeles Angels v Seattle Mariners
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All right, moving on to prop bets on today’s Season Opener!

A prop bet is a bet on something within a game that has no direct effect on the outcome of the game. If you’re familiar with Super Bowl prop bets like betting on the coin flip or betting on the length of the National Anthem, then you know what we’re talking about here. So, channel your inner degenerate gambler and hit these polls in the next few hours before the game starts. The polls will close right at 1:10 PM PT. (Disclaimer: Lookout Landing does not condone gambling or sports betting. Do so at your own risk. This is a post with jokes and polls with zero monetary stakes or value and is just for fun - LLegal Dept, eternal shoutout to Tim <3)

Let’s go!

Poll

What will be the speed of Robbie Ray’s first pitch?

This poll is closed

  • 1%
    100 MPH
    (2 votes)
  • 2%
    99 MPH
    (4 votes)
  • 16%
    98 MPH
    (22 votes)
  • 18%
    97 MPH
    (25 votes)
  • 22%
    96 MPH
    (31 votes)
  • 12%
    95 MPH
    (17 votes)
  • 10%
    94 MPH
    (14 votes)
  • 7%
    93 MPH
    (10 votes)
  • 2%
    92 MPH
    (3 votes)
  • 0%
    91 MPH
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    90 MPH
    (0 votes)
  • 0%
    89 MPH
    (1 vote)
  • 1%
    88 MPH
    (2 votes)
  • 0%
    87 MPH
    (0 votes)
  • 0%
    Below 86 MPH
    (1 vote)
  • 2%
    69 Kilometers per hour
    (3 votes)
136 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Robbie Ray’s first pitch will be:

This poll is closed

  • 8%
    A swinging strike
    (12 votes)
  • 63%
    A called strike
    (86 votes)
  • 20%
    A ball
    (27 votes)
  • 4%
    A foul ball
    (6 votes)
  • 0%
    Surrendered for a hit
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    A passed ball
    (0 votes)
  • 2%
    A balk (C H A O S R E I G N S)
    (3 votes)
135 votes total Vote Now

Poll

How many pitches will Robbie Ray throw today?

This poll is closed

  • 2%
    100 or more
    (4 votes)
  • 9%
    95 to 99
    (14 votes)
  • 22%
    90 to 94
    (32 votes)
  • 39%
    85 to 89
    (56 votes)
  • 15%
    80 to 84
    (22 votes)
  • 6%
    75 to 80
    (9 votes)
  • 1%
    70 to 74
    (2 votes)
  • 1%
    65 to 69
    (2 votes)
  • 0%
    less than 65
    (0 votes)
141 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Who is the first Mariners reliever out of the bullpen?

This poll is closed

  • 8%
    Paul Sewald
    (11 votes)
  • 12%
    Diego Castillo
    (17 votes)
  • 5%
    Matt Festa
    (7 votes)
  • 18%
    Anthony Misiewicz
    (25 votes)
  • 11%
    Andres Muñoz
    (16 votes)
  • 8%
    Yohan Ramírez
    (11 votes)
  • 12%
    Sergio Romo
    (17 votes)
  • 2%
    Justus Sheffield
    (3 votes)
  • 16%
    Drew Steckenrider
    (22 votes)
  • 4%
    Erik Swanson
    (6 votes)
135 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Who will have the higher number of total bases today?

This poll is closed

  • 45%
    Julio Rodríguez
    (69 votes)
  • 54%
    Jarred Kelenic
    (82 votes)
151 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Who will have the first Mariners hit of 2022?

This poll is closed

  • 7%
    J.P. Crawford
    (11 votes)
  • 36%
    Adam Frazier
    (51 votes)
  • 34%
    Ty France
    (48 votes)
  • 2%
    Julio Rodríguez
    (4 votes)
  • 0%
    Jarred Kelenic
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    Cal Raleigh
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    Abraham Toro
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    Luis Torrens
    (0 votes)
  • 1%
    Eugenio Suárez
    (2 votes)
  • 0%
    Dylan Moore
    (1 vote)
  • 7%
    Mitch Haniger
    (11 votes)
  • 5%
    Jesse Winker
    (7 votes)
  • 0%
    Tom Murphy
    (0 votes)
138 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Who will be the last Mariners at-bat today?

This poll is closed

  • 7%
    J.P. Crawford
    (10 votes)
  • 2%
    Adam Frazier
    (3 votes)
  • 0%
    Ty France
    (1 vote)
  • 4%
    Julio Rodríguez
    (6 votes)
  • 8%
    Jarred Kelenic
    (11 votes)
  • 17%
    Cal Raleigh
    (22 votes)
  • 14%
    Abraham Toro
    (18 votes)
  • 6%
    Luis Torrens
    (8 votes)
  • 11%
    Eugenio Suárez
    (15 votes)
  • 10%
    Dylan Moore
    (13 votes)
  • 7%
    Mitch Haniger
    (9 votes)
  • 4%
    Jesse Winker
    (6 votes)
  • 4%
    Tom Murphy
    (6 votes)
128 votes total Vote Now

Poll

How many stolen bases will Julio Rodríguez have today?

This poll is closed

  • 49%
    0
    (66 votes)
  • 37%
    1
    (50 votes)
  • 6%
    2
    (8 votes)
  • 0%
    3
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    4?!?
    (0 votes)
  • 6%
    5 or more?!?!
    (8 votes)
133 votes total Vote Now

Poll

How many times will the Mariners TV broadcast team say the words "Cy Young?"

This poll is closed

  • 2%
    0
    (3 votes)
  • 13%
    1-3 times
    (18 votes)
  • 30%
    4-6 times
    (41 votes)
  • 26%
    7-9 times
    (35 votes)
  • 27%
    10 or more
    (36 votes)
133 votes total Vote Now

Poll

Will the TV broadcast team mention the 2018 pick-up basketball game in their Minneapolis hotel where multiple broadcasters seriously injured themselves?

This poll is closed

  • 78%
    Absolutely, yes
    (105 votes)
  • 21%
    No
    (29 votes)
134 votes total Vote Now

All right, that’s it! Make sure to hop into the open game thread today and call it out when you get one right or scream in agony when you lose one. Let’s have fun today, folks. Happy Opening Day and Go Mariners.