OffTop, 10/19/22: The First Off-Topic Post Of The Post-Drought Era

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Well, we've passed the requisite three days of mourning - or if you prefer, 11.428 Game 3s - after the end of the season, so I suppose an offtop would be a nice thing.

Please be patient with me as I start this up. It's been so long since I've done one of these I forget which one of us brings the pudding and which one wears the bunny costume. Perhaps OffTops go the way of Louie, Louie now? What with all your other places to talk about things that aren't baseball already? Your Instagrams and your Discords and your Twitters and such like. Or perhaps none of you exist and I'm just talking to very clever bots. The kind of bots that scare Google researchers, or do Russian things, or I don't know, answer technical support questions.

Did I hit 151 words yet? I think I will right here: Huzzah!