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Getting eight hours of sleep: Paul Sewald (.210 WPA)
Taking naps: Joe Smith (-.171 WPA)
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I am Paul Sewald, except instead of flinging my glove and the ball to the ground triumphantly I am hunched over typing in the dark and trying to slow my heart rate