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Being naturally awakened after a restful night’s sleep: Yusei Kikuch (.436 WPA)
Your iPhone alarm clanging a handful of hours after you initially set it: Mitch Haniger (-.157 WPA)
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Like being jolted from slumber by a unicorn bearing candy corn and coffee.