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Barfsicles on a barf stick fresh out of a barfy freezer sold by Mr. Barf Man to a barfy little tune.
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New York bagels: Mitch Haniger, .018 WPA (fun fact, every other Mariners batter had a negative WPA except Shed Long (.004)
New York lox: Justus Sheffield - I don’t know, a millionty? WPA