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Farting outside, by yourself: Jake Fraley, .200 WPA
Farting in the ice fishing hut with friends: Drew Steckenrider, -.305 WPA
This game = huffing a massive bag of rancid farts
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Yusei Kikuchi takes a comebacker off his right knee, Mariners proceed to get blown out