28-29: Chart

Fun chart with memes and such: Jack Mayfield, .017 WPA

No fun chart because this team has sucked my enthusiasm away: Chris Flexen, -.281 WPA

Do not trade Mitch Haniger: Mitch Haniger, .001 WPA and one of only three Mariners with a non-negative WPA tonight (the other, of course, was Jake Fraley)

Strikeouts issued by Mariners pitching: 7

Strikeouts issued by Sean Manaea: 8

Walks taken by Jake Fraley: 2

Walks taken by the rest of the Mariners offense: 0