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Beat it, Sunday scaries, we’ve got the Sunday sweeties.

Hearing the Alaska Safety Dance ad for the 500th time while watching a Mariners game: Kendall Graveman, +15.8 WPA, .153 overall

Hearing Billy Graham Jr. say “See-yah-tuhl” for the 500th time while listening to a Mariners game: Rafael Montero, -.226 WPA

Walks issued by Mariners pitching: 4

Strikeouts issued by Mariners pitching: 13 (!), 4 each by Dugger and Sewald

Strikeouts of Mariners batters: 11

Walks taken by Mariners batters: 9

Mitch Haniger appreciation: 2-for-2 with 2 BB

Kendall Graveman appreciation: