Gross. And not the fun kind of gross.
Double Dare: Luis Torrens, +32.5 WPA
Ellen’s Game of Games: Rafael Montero, -.576 WPA
(although like half of that belongs to Evan White and his costly error)
Strikeouts issued by Mariners pitching: 3
Walks issued by Mariners pitching: 4
Strikeouts suffered by Mariners batters: 10
Walks taken by Mariners batters: 2
Number of times I said a swear word out loud during this game: 7
Number of times I rewrote the recap title: 4, and counting