Today as they were packing up the summer rental house the Mariners found a whole bag of offense somebody (J.P.? I bet it was J.P.) forgot to unpack, so they had to use it all up in one day:
The travel companion who remembers to pack everyone’s favorite snack, extra sunscreen, and fresh linens for the beds: Joseph Odom, .148 WPA
The travel companion who forgets to pack underwear and asks to borrow a pair of yours: Braden Bishop, -.015 WPA