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farrrrrrrrrrt noises!
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Drew Smyly as a Giant: Kyle Lewis, .032 WPA
Drew Smyly as a Mariner: Ljay Newsome, -.287 WPA
How many times the Mariners batters struck out: 17! Barf!
Something to make you feel better: Tonight the Astros got complete-game-shut-out by Kyle Gibson, who you will remember the Mariners peeling off their collective shoe after running him over in T-Mobile last week. Ah, happier times.