Scruffy Kyle Seager: Kyle Seager, .265 WPA
Clean-shaven Kyle Seager: Mallex Smith, -.102 WPA
Current Tankathon standings: 8th, from 6th the other day. Also, wtf Rangers, you were supposed to be good? Also also, lol Angels, who were definitely supposed to be good. The Kyle Seager curse of the AL West was stronger than the Mike Trout curse of the AL West tonight. M-Nelson, get back to us when you have three children under age 8 of your own.