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Mariners Moose Tracks, 6/9/20: Denard Span, Jay Buhner’s mansion, and drowning in mock drafts

Somehow we’ve arrived at another Tuesday. Didn’t we just do this?

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In Mariners News...

  • Andy Patton, selecting for the Mariners in PitcherList’s mock draft, shared his picks
  • Uncle Corey wrote an ideal primer to send to all your casual Mariners fan friends/family asking stupid questions about the draft
  • Dan Altavilla reflected on his own Draft Day memories from 2014. (If you thought his butt was big, get a load of his...clock.)
  • Shannon Drayer spoke with Scott Hunter, the Mariners’ Director of Amateur Scouting
  • Here, have a 13-page slideshow of Jay Buhner’s home, courtesy of the LA Times
  • “At the end of the day, I want people to get that I didn’t play because of principles. Point blank.” Denard Span on his decision to officially retire.
  • Justin Dunn, alongside Hunter Greene, Nick Heath and Delino DeShields, spoke out about the injustices in MLB and around the world:
  • “There are two ways to live: You can live with FanGraphs’ first mock draft, or you can live with FanGraphs’ second mock draft” - Albert Einstein, loosely
  • Sorry, what’s that? You want a vaccine for COVID-19? Here, have another mock draft instead

Around The League...

  • Everything is burning
  • “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein, truly
  • J-Lo and A-Rod could have some devilish competition
  • BREAKING: Baseball player demonstrates humor, general sense of personality
  • Rhymes with Smangels...

“John’s” Pick:

In honor of all the mock drafts, and in absence of all post-game chart questions/conversations, tell us which vegetable you would draft with the 3rd pick of the first round and/or which fruit you would select with the 9th pick of the first round.

Note: There are, apparently, approximately 2,000 types of fruits in the world alone. Use your own discretion in determining the number of eligible flora/fauna.