To the unfamiliar, Letterkenny is a Canadian comedy that sprung out of some goofy YouTube shorts about the exploits of Ontario hicks. It’s somewhere between King of the Hill and Slap Shot, meaning...it is brilliantly stupid, creatively profane, and wildly entertaining. I had heard great things about it for years and finally dove into it over the winter and it seriously got me through the offseason. It’s available only on Hulu and Crave(?), which is part of the reason why it took me so long to get to it.

The 2020 Mariners stopped by the farm while you were out chorin’ the other dayyyyyy...

Letterkenny, Hulu/Crave

Don’t bother with a FanPost for this prompt, just go ahead and sound off in the comments. Here’s a template for you to copy and paste. Feel free to add any minor/one-off characters I missed.

The Hicks

Wayne:
Daryl:
Katy:
Squirrelly Dan:
McMurray:
Mrs. McMurray:
Gail:
Jim Dickins:

The Skids

Stuart:
Roald:
Devon:
Gae:

The Hockey Players

Reilly:
Jonesy:
Coach:
Shorsey:
Betty-Anne:
Mary-Anne:

Other folks

Tanis:
Glen:
Ron and Dax:

Let’s be gender fluid, obviously, and just pair players up with whichever characters’ essense matches up best in your mind.

Letterkenny, Hulu/Crave

Well, pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er! Let’s hear your 2020 Mariners/Letterkenny starting lineup!