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Mariners play baseball game equivalent of being trapped in an elevator with a fart, lose 9-3

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim v Seattle Mariners
the only palatable way to watch the Mariners this year
Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images

Well, that was sucky

The poet Mary Oliver: Mitch Haniger, .030 WPA (that is a very sad number for the best WPA, I am sorry, Mary)

Instagram poets: Yusei Kikuchi, -.333 WPA