Happy Friday, everyone! You made it. I’ll be your host tonight for some Friday night Mariners baseball, which always goes well and is never, ever soul-crushing. Nope, never. Hey, look at that, we’ve got a night game in Anaheim against the Angels and we’ve got a wild Zack Cozart sighting!
He’s still alive! A brief Twitter search of “Zack Cozart” lead me to these delightful takes, including some Zack-on-Zack crime:
Zack Cozart is the worst FA signing in Angels history. And That's saying alot because Pujols.— zack hatt (@zackhatt1) April 17, 2019
The Angels have FOUR qualifiers hitting below .200, most in MLB. The Rangers have three (Cabrera, Gallo, Odor).— Jared Sandler (@JaredSandler) April 15, 2019
La Stella: .184
…and Zack Cozart is hitting .108
Zack Cozart is 1-32 this year so I bet he's thankful for Chris Davis because then no one talks about him— Ricky Sanders (@RSandersDFS) April 12, 2019
The Mariners are trotting out a similar lineup to last night, so hopefully they score another couple touchdowns worth of runs so that we avoid another meltdown! It’s Domingo Santana’s turn to have a night off, barring any late inning pinch hitting duties, which I think is a good thing as he has been pressing a bit lately.
Head down to the comments and give me your picks for which Mariners will be going yard tonight!
Game time: 7:07 PM
TV: ROOT Sports NW/MLB.TV where available
Radio: 710 ESPN