The 2019 batch of bad-to-mediocre Seattle Mariners commercials was released on Wednesday to fair amount of deserved derision, and then, because this is the internet in 2019, a backlash to the derision. If we’re being honest here, the commercials haven’t been remotely funny for many years now. Every year, LLers in the comment sections come up with better ideas than the actual ads. So hey, here’s your chance to go big and show your comedy chops.
Prompt: Create your own 2019 Seattle Mariners commercial!
Write it however you want. Screenplay style, narrative, images-only...whatever floats your boat. Shoot your shot, submit it in a FanPost, and we’ll front page the best ones over the weekend.