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FanPost Friday: Seattle Mariners as Holiday Songs

Jingle bells / tickets sell / even when the M’s lay an egg

Seattle Mariners v Detroit Tigers
when you drop a scathing hot take and no one cares
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Welcome, friends, to another edition of FanPost Friday. Today, we are embracing the holiday spirit and welcoming our skilled parody writers (cough Leonard, get in here, cough) to flex their talents and provide us entertainment in form of....

Seattle Mariners as Holiday Songs!

Christmas songs, Hanukkah songs, Kwanza songs, non-denominational Festivus songs, and holiday songs from all cultures and traditions are welcome here. Whatever pops into your head, I want to hear it/read it.

Here’s an example to get the tinsel twinkling, to the tune of “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” by Darlene Love:

The Late Show with David Letterman

They’re saying the ball is juiced

But I just say, “what’s the use?”

‘Cause I remember when Smoak was here

And all the warning track outs those years


All right, that’s all you get! Now go, do your worst! As usual, the best submissions will be front paged over the weekend. A million bonus points and retweets/likes/etc if you actually record your version and post it somewhere.