The Yankees, pushed to the brink of elimination by the actively evil and alleged whistle-tipped sign-stealing Houston Astros, look to the Lefty from Ladner to save their asses from a 10th straight year without a World Series appearance. Also, this:
Man, really puts the Mariners’ playoff drought in perspect-hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Anyways, here’s your dang lineups. Sorry we forgot the game thread yesterday. John has been banished back to upstate New York as punishment.
Maybe Giancarlo Stanton will hit one to Staten Island, which is another borough in New York City.
TV: FS1, 4:08 PM PDT