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Hello. There is a Mariners game today. Go Mariners! There is no Jean Segura because of his arm infection. Boo infectious disease! Please snap the winning streak, Mariners. I am married to a Red Sox fan. please.
#Mariners Gameday Info - June 23 at #RedSox. Lineups, Game Notes & More: https://t.co/ocrLYXnyIU pic.twitter.com/1l4929ZKEd
— MarinersPR (@MarinersPR) June 23, 2018
I feel weirdly good about this one, which honestly makes no sense. Go Mariners. Oh, and it’s on Fox, so no Root Sports or MLB.tv. Buy an antenna like a baby boomer, dammit.