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Game Thread: Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners, May 31, 2018

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Game Thread: Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners, May 31, 2018

In which a Rangers' player is stuck in orbit around a Jimmy John's sign.
In which a Rangers' player is stuck in orbit around a Jimmy John's sign.
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Ever the gentleman, I aim to be a gracious host. A guest's whims and desires should be properly attended to as the need arises. That said, the Rangers have been incredibly rude guests and it is time to send them home unsatisfied. They don't have to go home but they can't stay in Safeco Field. May the M's rub the head of Adrian Beltre until there is no more head to rub.

This is a game thread where--if all goes to plan--we will get to talk about a fantastic win that breaks a two game losing skid. A thread where no one will have to worry about whether they spelled Rzepczynski properly because he never entered the game and was therefore completely irrelevant.

Welcome back, Gordon. Goodbye, other Gordon. Go M's.