It's almost 7:00 PM and there's no game thread in sight, so you know what that means: I will post this and at the exact same moment another game thread will miraculously post as well. Will we end up using this one? Will we end up using the other one? Maybe we'll use neither game thread and watch the world burn?
Go M's, and cheers to the Biggest of Maples. Tonight, the Division is ours.*
**With the Astros.