May 23rd, 2018: Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics Game Thread

Well, would you look at that? According to my watch it's almost game time and I don't see a game thread posted. You know what that means: An emergency game thread posted by yours truly. You want analysis or a matchup preview? Well, we all want things we can't have. Thankfully our crack staff has those thing covered elsewhere on this site. This? This is a just a place to discuss the game, the injuries, the plunkings, and all the other fun stuff that's sure to happen tonight.