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Greetings on this cheerful Friday. A happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day to those who observe it. We are two (count ‘em, TWO!) weeks away from the Mariners season opener at Safeco Field on March 29. That’s like two actual season openers at home in the last 20 years (don’t look that up). It’s a night game, so it’ll be cold as heck, but it’ll be REAL BASEBALL. I will fill my hands with dumplings and BBQ while I fill my soul with REAL BASEBALL.
Oh yeah, there’s another practice game first and it’s not on TV. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cooooooool, cool.
Lineups! Tell ‘em Salty Shannon!
New Lineup!
— Shannon Drayer (@shannondrayer) March 16, 2018
Segura back. Gordon. Segura. doesn't have the same ring.
That's 10 @TheMikeSalk. I will let you do the rest of the math. pic.twitter.com/mEJQ5iZWsv
JEAN IS BACK YAY! BE SAFE, JEAN!
Game Info:
Game Time: 1:05 PM PDT
Radio: 710 ESPN (delay) and MLB.com
TV: No dice