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3/16/18: Mariners vs. Rangers Open Game Thread

Crack a cold one and listen to this damn Mariners game because Stone Cold Steve Austin said so

MLB: Texas Rangers-Media Day
in awe at the size of this lad’s eyebrows. absolute units.
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Greetings on this cheerful Friday. A happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day to those who observe it. We are two (count ‘em, TWO!) weeks away from the Mariners season opener at Safeco Field on March 29. That’s like two actual season openers at home in the last 20 years (don’t look that up). It’s a night game, so it’ll be cold as heck, but it’ll be REAL BASEBALL. I will fill my hands with dumplings and BBQ while I fill my soul with REAL BASEBALL.

Oh yeah, there’s another practice game first and it’s not on TV. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cooooooool, cool.

Lineups! Tell ‘em Salty Shannon!

JEAN IS BACK YAY! BE SAFE, JEAN!

Game Info:

Game Time: 1:05 PM PDT

Radio: 710 ESPN (delay) and MLB.com

TV: No dice