ALCS Game 5, José Altuve’s Revenge: Open Game Thread

Hello, and welcome to this game thread.

Here you may write about Game 5 of the American League Championship Series. Or, as this lovely British attorney coined it, “The American League Baseball Finals.” Oh, England.

Here you may also write about Not Baseball, but if that’s your preference might I direct you to the latest OT? (These were my favorites for years, because I’m a terribly nosey person and love to learn about the lives of others.)

You may not write about politics, nor may you slander candy corn.

I’m sorry, but them’s the rules.

Here’s a consolation prize:

(Extinct and Enormous: title of your sex tape. Nailed it.)

Enough rules and grantings of permission, you’re here for the baseball aren’t you, you poor sucker. Here, have a Mookie.

1. Mookie Betts, RF

2. Andrew Benintendi, LF

3. J.D. Martinez, DH

4. Xander Bogaerts, SS

5. Mitch Moreland, 1B

6. Ian Kinsler, 2B

7. Rafael Devers, 3B

8. Christian Vazquez, C

9. Jackie Bradley Jr., CF

P: David Price

Oh what’s that? More baseball, please, you say? So polite, who am I to say no. Have a...George?

1. Alex Bregman, 3B

2. George Springer, RF

3. José Altuve, DH

4. Carlos Correa, SS

4. Yuli Gurriel, 1B

5. Marwin Gonzalez, 2B

7. Tony Kemp, LF

8. Martin Maldonado, C

9. Jake Marisnick, CF

P: Justin Verlander

Game Time: 5:09 PM PT

TV: TBS

Radio: ESPN Radio

Who you think wins in a fight: a green monster, or an alien?