Sitting on the porch with a glass of lemonade: Carlos Ruiz, .077 WPA
The short porch in Yankee stadium: Yovani Gallardo, -.205
Walks given up by Mariners pitching vs. strikeouts recorded: 7 vs. 6
Walks given up by Yankees pitching vs. strikeouts recorded: 2 vs. 12
At least no one got injured, and we only used two pitchers.