55-54: Chart

Raingers rain on Marainers parain(de)

By Isabelle Minasian@95coffeespoons Aug 2, 2017, 8:51pm PDT

MLB: Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers — A gnat flew into his eye and ROOT showed a slo-mo replay of it and that's all you need to know about this game bye

Rain: GUILLERMO Heredia (just gonna leave that triumphant autocorrect as is) (.099 WPA)

Smoggy heat wave: Ariel Miranda (-.176, narrowly beating out Kyle Seager's -.165)