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Through the miracle of modern technology I can post a game thread on my phone while the rest of LL elbows fan out of the way to get their light-batted bobbleheads. Let's all hold hands and hope Marco Gonzales doesn't collapse into a mound of blood, sinew, and bone mid-pitch. Baseball!