A few questions about the Mariners

Is this season going as you expected?

Did you dream as I did?

Have you ever loved a player as immediately as Jean Segura?

Do you miss Taijuan Walker?

Whose smile shines brighter than Robinson Canó’s?

Who looks more pained than Nelson Cruz when he swings and misses?

Should he be traded, Canó and clubhouse happiness be damned?

What is ailing Kyle Seager?

How is it possible that Kyle Seager is the only other remaining active Mariner from the team the day that Félix threw a perfect game?

How is this Eric Thames...

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...also that Eric Thames?

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Where do MLB rookies that are called up unexpectedly choose to live?

What is a Jaycob Brugman anyway?

Does a good story for an opponent split your allegiances, even temporarily?

Was Chris Smith that tough to hit?

Is that Andrew Moore at his worst?

Is that Andrew Moore at his standard?

Would Guillermo Heredia have caught that?

Who wins the James Pazos trade right now?

Is Jarrod Dyson trying to hit homers now?

Should everyone try to hit homers now?

Should I teach 12-year-olds to swing for the fences when I coach them?

Is Nick Vincent good? How is Nick Vincent’s spin rate so damned effective?

Can we just score an insurance run?

How did Rajai Davis beat that out?

Why don’t MLB players practice pickoff moves more?

Am I projecting lesser skills onto a tougher environment unfairly?

Who names their child Ryon?

Why did nobody smother Ryon?

What is the mechanism that determines Danny Valencia choosing to swing?

Does Danny Valencia look for a pitch like most people my age look for something they want to do with their lives?

How fun is Mitch Haniger?

How did the Mariners lose that game?

Will you be back tomorrow?

I will.