WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Mike Zunino, .489 WPA
MORE WHEEEEEEE: Jean Segura, who WPA awards .000 to but to whom I award 29435453q like I’m freaking Dumbledore at the end of Book One
(a little less whee but you still did fine, okay? Ariel Miranda -.339 WPA)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BACK TO .500 BALL BABY! QUEEEEEEE FUEEEEEEEE!