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As Cool As the Other Side of the Pillow: Robinson Cano (.197 WPA)
Pillow Covered in Sweat Because You Refuse To Invest In A Window Air Conditioner: Ben Gamel (-.025 WPA)
The Mariners score 12 runs. What’s not to love about that?
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It’s raining runs, hallelujah, it’s raining runs