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Hello it is I, person who has spent the entire day looking up people I've never heard of and writing capsules about their baseball careers based on very little to no information. My big disappointment of the day is the Mariners did not draft OSU closer Max Engelbrekt, who is a good pitcher and a kickass dude, and instead he went to the Nationals, and I am sad and mad. I am thus charging Sam Gaviglio to pitch a revenge game for this, and also for the major hurting the Twins put on us last night. Although I like to just pretend they were trying to demonstrate to hot new recruit/80s teen movie villain Sam Carlson just how badly we need him.