The older sibling: Kyle Seager (0.343 WPA)
The younger sibling: Robinson Canó (-0.206 WPA)
Miles for RISP total: 1, because these yahoos realized people can’t yell and complain about leaving runners in scoring position if you don’t get any runners into scoring position in the first place. It’s a beautiful day though, so just walk to the ice cream store and call it good.