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Perfectly crisp shoestring fries with truffle salt: Robinson Cano .270 WPA
Greasy, lukewarm, floppy Dick’s fries: Danny Valencia -0.337 WPA
Enjoyability Factor: 1/10. Fuck outta here.
#Miles4RISP: 6 by my count. Run 6 hateful, self-loathing miles tomorrow (today).