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Beard Hat night, College night, Brewery night, Friday night, and Cinco de Mayo all converge upon Safeco Field tonight. Think patient thoughts for the ushers and security folks. There is also a baseball game between the Seattle Mariners and the Texas Rangers, who are currently in last place in the AL West. Let that marinate for a minute in the deepest part of your schadenfreude-fueled Mariner fan soul. Feels good, right? Okay, don't get too comfortable. Mariners still need to win this series to stay in the thick of things and also to offset anything that might happen in the latter part of this month (*side-eyes East Coast road trips*).
And in case you missed it, everything is terrible and we're all going to die.
Dipoto said Paxton felt some soreness in forearm last two starts. Had MRI after sore again when threw again yesterday.
— Greg Johns (@GregJohnsMLB) May 5, 2017
Game Time: 7:10 PM PDT
TV: ROOTNW
Radio: 710 ESPN
Online: MLB.TV